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| | | Artist | | | Album | | | Song | Worst Joke Ever |
| You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.
He lays his bets on 8 more liveswalks into a bar.
Slips on the 8 ballfalls on his knife.
SaysI don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!
Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime
When's the first time you heard that one1954?
Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
The worst joke everI never
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Don't bore me
Now I am floating
I feel released.
The moorings have been dropped
The weights unleashed.
Everything is crystallinesimple and free.
The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change
Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns
You're not hurting anybody else's chances
But you're disfiguring your own.
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for
The worst joke everI never
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Don't bore meI NEVER
Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup
You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before
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